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My name is Patrick Vaughn Stumph. The "Vaughn" is pronounced like "Von" and the "h" in "Stumph" is silent. My middle name is Martin. I was almost named Martin instead of Patrick. Thanks mom. You may call me Patrick, or 'Trick, or Rick. My band calls me Lunchbox, regularly. Sometimes they refer to me as Ricktalife, Tiny Dragon, or Lord Groovius, in jest. Pete called me Pattycakes one time and I didn't punch him. Andy calls me "punk" or "whore". Joe calls me his "favorite little dude". Some just yell my last name at me, "Hey Stump!" Or "Hey you" or "That guy". I have a lot of nicknames, I guess. You can take your pick. My favorite though, is just plain old boring Patrick. That's what I like. Because I'm an exciting guy. Oh, but if you call me "Pat" your life will end in seven days. That is my mother's name. Not mine.

I'm also the Tom Waits of livejournal, hahaha.

Not the real Patrick Stump, for RP only. hollaback_rpg